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LURCH DRINKING SCHOOL

The changes in people«s beahvior after a few drinks are called cues. Usually, the more alcohol in the bloodstream, the more obvios the cues. Watch for cues in four areas.

Inhibitions
People with lowered inhibitions become talkative, relaxed, horny, overfriendly, lose their self control and sometimes display moodswings.

Judgement
Behaving inappropiately, such as ordering doubles at last call, using foul language, telling off-color jokes, singing Marilyn Manson songs or annoying others, exhibit poor judgement.

Reactions
Glassy, unfocused eyes and people talking and moving very slowly, forgetting things, lighting more than one cigarette, changing underwear, losing their train of thought and slurring their speech result from slowed reactions.

Coordination
Stumling or swaying, playing backbeats to Aqua, dropping belongings and having trouble picking up a drink can indicate a loss of coordination.

Here's some of the drinks along the way to this behavior.